how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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