I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
After tacos, we're chasing women.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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