i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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