I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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