"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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