That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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