don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Im part way to drunk.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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