I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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