the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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