with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
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I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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