Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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