Do vagina's smell?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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