I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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