just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Is it penis luge time yet?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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