please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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