dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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