Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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