So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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