Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
where am i from again
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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