so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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