I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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