so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
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I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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