Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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