Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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