I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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