i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
stop calling my apartment porn island.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Randomize
