I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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