Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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