yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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