This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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