And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Is it penis luge time yet?
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
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I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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