I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Drake has all the answers
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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