Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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