I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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