Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
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He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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