make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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