I heard we made out
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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