I wish I could punch you in the face.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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