HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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