Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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