I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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