I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
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Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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