I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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