just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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