Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
smell my finger.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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