i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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