You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
True strength comes from lack of pants
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I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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