Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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