is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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