Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
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World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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