he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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