I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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