yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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